I'm Alex Kearney, a PhD student studying Computer Science at the University of Alberta. I focus on Artificial Intelligence and Epistemology.
Seen at the Highland Wildlife Park: Two parents each holding a child over the viewing platform barrier, presumably offering their children to the wolves below.
Highlights from the Highland Wildlife Park: A small child standing on a rock, chanting demonically and persistently maintaining eye-contact.
Field trip to the highland wildlife park. The polar bears were eating meatcicles.